NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS

  

  *Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done

*No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem.

BREAKING NEWS!!!! Jose Mourinho of Chelsea finally shown the exit door

The 52-year-old, who guided the team to the Premier League title last term, has left Stamford Bridge by mutual consent after the club deemed results "not good enough this season"

Jose Mourinho has been sacked by Chelsea after a meeting with the club's hierarchy on Thursday.

Europa Champions League Knock Out Stage..See Full Pairings

Its Chelsea VS PSG
Atletico Madrid Vs Benfica
As Roma Vs Real Madrid
Arsenal Vs Barcelona
Juventus Vs Bayer Munich
Man City Vs Dynamo Kyiv


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Its A Lie!!!! Actor/Comedian Dede One Day,dead?

Popular Aba based comedian and actor Dede One Day has died. The actor died in the early hours of this morning after he slumped while anchoring an event in Obehi in Abia state. He was rushed to the hospital where he was confirmed dead. He was in his 40s. May his soul rest in peace, amen!

Dance with peter season 1,episode 12

 

watch here

Manchester United stars with their spouses at UNICEF Gala night,they were looking so cool!!!!

Manchester United players and staff despite playing a frustrating draw with Leicester on Saturday returned to Old Trafford on Sunday to attend the16th annual Unicef Gala Dinner. The black tie evening is a standout fixture in United's social calendar with the players, manager and coaching staff all in attendance as Man U's partnership with with Unicef which has lasted for 16 years, is the longest of its kind between a sports organization and a global children's charity. More pics after the cut...

WTF....Is this the new school bag? Guys can you rock this new scrotum bag?

Some designer actually designed this bag. Thinks it's creativity? And some are actually buying it?
Realy!!!!!

Biafra Update: IPOB Protest locks down Owerri town;Gov Okorocha Devastated! HAPPENING NOW (See Photos)

 What started yesterday as a protest by IPOB  numbering in their hundreds & what was thought by many to be a flop when compared to similar ralies like that of Onitsha, Port Harcourt, Aba etc has culminated into something else, a mammot crowd, something like a one million man match has besieged Owerri as early as 8am this morning. People streamed unto the streets from all nooks and corners. They trouped past Douglas road & temporarily camped at Ama-awusa with a heavy detachment of army & policemen following behind & at the same time blocking some access roads.

This girl claims she was brutalized by soldiers in Port Harcourt

This photo was gotten on Facebook claiming the girl,from Akwa Ibom was flogged and brutalized,by soldiers this morning in Port Harcourt. The question now is,does the body look like that of a woman? Though she's wearing a bra,she has a body shape of a man,.but why would a woman be flogged like this?

Read lovely article from Reuben Abati "Super Ministers and Other Stories"

Very interesting article by former presidential spokesperson, Reuben Abati. Read below...

"Have you congratulated our new Ministers?”

“I am still thinking about it, actually. I don’t know whether to congratulate them or to commiserate or to pity some of them. They have merged Ministries that need not be merged. Some Perm Secs are now floating. Six months and this is it?”

“What kind of talk is that? You have come again oh”. 

Photos: Super Eagles already in Swaziland ahead of their game today

Super Eagles players arrived Swaziland yesterday evening ahead of their World Cup qualifying match against the Swaziland national football team this evening. On their arrival, they trained at the the Somhlolo Stadium, Lobamba, venue of the match. Continue to see more photos...

Boko Haram: Insurgents attack stopped by Nigerian Military at Gwoza

 

The Nigerian troops this morning repelled a fresh attack on Gwoza community in Borno state by Boko Haram. The terrorists arrived the community in the early hours of this morning and engaged the troops in a gun battle but were defeated.

Photos:AY Comedian has another hit movie, 'A Trip To Jamaica' Made in Hollywood

Popular comedian AY has taken a bold step in his movie-producing career with his new project titled ‘A Trip To Jamaica ‘Another Akpos adventure’. The movie which is the second installment of the Akpo’s franchise is billed to raise the comedic bar set by the hilarious ’30 Days In Atlanta’ which set the record as the highest grossing cinema movie in Nigeria till date.

Good news to Nigerians,LASUTH performs its first kidney transplant,successfully

Thursday, the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LASUTH, became one of the hospitals in Nigeria that offers kidney transplant services following a successful kidney transplant on a 56-year- old man in Lagos.

Dance with peter season 7 by GLO Update: See marvelous performances from contestants

It has been a fantastic season so far,with so much acrobatism and passion,its dance with Peter by GLO Season 7.Watch all dance moves as the dedicate this season to the late icon,King of pop "MICHEAL JACKSON"

Watch video below.....

Pandermonium in the house as stench of toilets force house members to adjourn sitting

A stench from the toilets of the National Assembly today forced the members to quickly review motions before it and adjourn their sitting till November 17th.This incident was due to lack of water. According to reporters, the situation was so bad that the odor infiltrated into the green chambers where the house members were deliberating on the day's motion. The House sitting was presided over by deputy speaker, Yusuff Lasun.

A member of the house representing Obubra/Etung Federal Constituency of Cross River State, Michael Etaba, had in a Point of Order lamented that the entire environ was smelling and that water was not running in his office. He said that the chamber was not conducive as a result of the stenchSo the sitting was adjourned to Nov 11th.....lol

Awoof the turn belle...Why dem toilet no go smell.....lol 

Ten goat passengers wearing clothes apprehended by Ugandan Police

A Toyota corrolla car,filled with about 10 goat passengers wearing clothes was impounded by Ugandan police in Kabale on Sunday, November 8th. These clothes were put on them in a bid to conceal them.

The police spokesman Mr Elly Maate, said that the driver of the car told police that he was hired by suspected thieves who had gathered them from different homes.

 "The car driver and one suspected were arrested on Sunday morning at Kigezi High Primary School playground in Kabale municipality following intelligence that stolen goats were being off-loaded. To our dismay, the goats were dressed in dresses to camouflage them as people," Mr Maate said.

Mr Maate revealed that the suspected thieves will be transfered to Ntungamo district for prosecution and while the Police are currently hunting for the accomplices of the thieves in Kabale town so that they are all brought to book.

Nigerian Comedian Bovi shares photo with policemen with a funny caption

Bovi shared the photo of himself laughing with some police guys and look below for the funny caption;

"That cheerful moment. They respected me for my works. I respected them because of them guns. ��. In the words of d late great comedian CD John, "my only fear is God...... and gun"

Wow!!! See this cool notice board

The importance of space in between...lol

They were meant to write 'Pen is broken' lol...

Comedian blasts felow stand-up comedians, singers lamenting "The devil has visited the industry"

Nigerian comedian Julius Agwu granted an interview with TVC.

The short interview can best be described as explosive as the comedian hits at comedians, and singers in the entertainment industry who haven't given him his just due.

Lafta afternoon with Africamustlaugh....World leaders endorse Bovi

 

Lol......Very funny,just watch and enjoy

Man recieves 20 years behind bars for raping a 7yr old boy

Katanki Kekana,48, of Garafiri village, SA, was today sentenced to 20 years in prison for November 2014 rape of a 7 year-old boy. Source: SA Police Service

HA HA HA!!!! Jose Mourinho visits Rev father Mbaka in Enugu

Chelsea coach José Mourinho is going through the worst phase of his career.I guess this move was the reason for the succesful outing in the last champions league win....lol

Senate Pres.Saraki announces names of Senate standing committees Chairmen

 

 

Senate president Bukola Saraki has announced the chairmen of the various senate standing committees today November 4th. See full names below...

PDP senators reject ministerial confirmation proceedings for Rotimi Amaechi, others

A mild drama ensued at the Senate plenary session yesterday when PDP senators refused to second a motion for the adoption of votes and proceedings of the Senate's sitting last week Thursday October 29th. The PDP senators had staged a walkout on the said day during the confirmation process for former Rivers state governor, Rotimi Amaechi.

At yesterday's sitting, Senate President Bukola Saraki called on Sen. Isiaka Adeleke (APC) to move the motion for the adoption of votes and proceedings of the Senate from last week's sitting which he, Adeleke, did.

Saraki then called on PDP senator, Peter Nwaoboshi to second Adeleke’s motion. This he refused to do, stating that he was not at the sitting.

“My President, I will not be able to second the motion because I was not at the plenary to know what was done.”he said

When Saraki noticed that none of the PDP senators were willing to second the motion, he called on APC Senator Ibrahim Gobir to second the motion.

Pres. Buhari may not end Boko Haram activities by December,Borno residents laments,as they express doubt

 

Reports say that residents of Borno state have expressed their doubt that President Buhari can actually end Boko haram activities in the North East by December this year. In an interview with Nigerian Tribune, a resident of the state, Ma’aji Kolo, who is currently taking refuge in Maiduguri, said

“We love and supported Buhari, but we are getting confused because we hope and believe he has all it takes to end the Boko Haram madness, but today, we are more afraid that they might come back in full force to take over more towns and villages.
A lot of them have come into town, they are occupying Mobbar and Abadam local government areas. They are in Marte and Baga, soldiers are yet to engage them and are regrouping. We have complained through our leaders and nothing seems to be happening as to engaging them. We are afraid. For me personally, I don’t think end is in sight looking at the December deadline. The last time the military told us to go back that they have liberated the local government, we went back and that was when I lost two of my brothers, when the Boko Haram attacked Munguno. I still feel bad for believing in the military and taking that decision. Now, they are urging people to go back again, but our people who are trapped in the local governments are telling us that all is not well,” he said.

LOL!!! Funny Pope Francis in all smiles as he takes a selfie with a Hindu man

Am loving this social and liberal nature of our spiritual leader,during his weekly audience in St. Peter’s Square at the Vatican on Wednesday October 28th,Pope Francis humbled himself to take a selfie with a Hindu man....lovely.

Laughter Afteroon with Africamustlaugh: Police on duty,10 funniest Nigeria police photos(Look and Laugh part2)

1.OMG!!!! Na wetin be this.....Make i grab all

See more funny police photos after the cut...

Twerk disaster..Watch how this sweet gift to boyfriend turns disastrous(lol)

 

 No comments just watch how this lady's intention to give her sweet boyfriend a twerk gift turns disastrous...Watch video after the cut

Liar!!! Liar!!!! For anyone to believe amaechi's lies is catastrophic...See Twitter reactions

During Rotimi Amaechi's screening at the senate house earlier today,the former Rivers state governor, said that he has never taken bribe ever in his life.

"I have never taken bribe before in my life; If they send a girl to you to do something for her and you sleep with her, you are corrupt" he said

Which we all know is a very good lie,See Nigerians react on twitter after the cut....