Funny jokes: Stupid secretary...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

Last week monday was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my pretty wife would be pleasant enough to say "Happy Birthday" to me, and probably give me a gift.

Unfortunately she barely said good morning, let alone, "Happy Birthday". I imagined....well, that's marriage for you, but maybe the kids might remember. My kids came down for breakfast and didn't even utter a word.

So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty down and dissappointed with my family members.
 As I walked into my office, my secretary Ester said,
 "Good morning,Boss, Happy Birthday sir".
 I felt a little better and relieved that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me". I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go".

We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day....we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment".

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "OK", I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake......followed by my wife, kids and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there........

on the couch.......

Stack naked.