Must Read Hilarious Joke: Crowded in heaven

 

Once upon a time,it got realy crowded in heaven one day,so it was decided that only people who had really had a bad day on the day they died will be accepted.

St. Peter was standing right at the gates of heaven,and it was turn for the first man,St Peter asked him

 "Tell me about the day you died."

 

The man answered 

"Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands.

He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter seeing how bad this man's day must have been,and the incident been a crime of passion let the man into heaven.

  

Then it was the turn for the next man,he then asked the next man in line about the day he died.The man answered

 "Well, sir, it was awful,I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled and decided to let the second man into heaven.There comes the Third man,St peter now asked him again.

 "Tell me about the day you died?”then the 3rd man answered.

"OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

You can imagine the rest....lol