Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, went for a ride together,when it accidentally crashed on a parked truck.....The found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven.St. Peter was there and the Devil were standing there too.
The devil: "Gentlemen, due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to reduce the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which i cannot answer, then he is worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up and asked the devil, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Straight to Hell he went!!!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.
The mathematician then stepped up and asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Straight to Hell he went!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and asked the devil to get him a chair. The Devil brought forward a chair. The idiot asked the devil to drill 7 holes on the seat.......The Devil did just that.Then the idiot sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole.....You idiot." Thats exactly how the idiot went to heaven.
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