An old man went to bed with his wife beside him. After lieing on the bed for a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over to ask him , "What the hell did you just do?" The old man replied her, "It's fart football!".
Then a few minutes later his wife releases her own gas and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about seven minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife releases another bomb and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds went by and she immediately releases another squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops in the bed. The wife looks again and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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