Hilarious joke: Cabbie and preacher

A cab driver reaches the gates of heaven. St. Peter finds his name in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and enter into Heaven. Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks finds his name in his Big Book,shakes his head and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."


 
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the robe. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely,spiritually i rate higher than a cab driver!" St. Peter responds to him immediately
"This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed,seriously.