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Friday 25 September 2015

Very funny must read African joke(AH My son stay there and dieoooo)


A young Nigerian man named Sam who is based in Equitorial Guinea calls his mum,who resides in Abakiliki,Ebonyi state
 Sam : Mom pls i'm HIV Positive
Mum: OMG!!!Ololololoooo,pls sam my son,stay thereooo,pls dont come backooooo,Ewoooo!
Sam: why na Mamii, where will i go now,hospitals over here has abandoned me, am coming home straightaway.


Mum: Mba!!!Mba!!!no no no my Son, if you try it your entire village is finished.
Sam:How mama
Mum:if you come back here you will infect your young Wifeooooh;
Then she will infect your Brotherooooooh;
Then your Brother will infect our Maidoooh,
Then the Maid will infect your Dadoooooh;
Then your dad will infect Me your motheroooooh,
Then i will infect your sisters boyfriend oooooh;
The your sisters boyfriend will infect your Sisteroooooh......Hmmmmm
Pls pls pls i beg you again,if your Sister is infected,CHINEKENNAMUO!!!! !
The Entire community is finishoooooh.
So Pleaseoooo my Sonoooooh, stay there and dieooo!!!!
Don't come backooooh.....
Pls

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