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Wednesday 7 October 2015

Hilarious brief joke: Lance Armstrong









Everyone should stop beefing Lance Armstrong. He managed to win 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.

This Tomato looks exactly like Kim K's big bum bum(See inside)



Kim K's bootylicious booty is now available... in tomato form.The creepy tomato fruit was grown by UK gardener Sarah St John.She is infact planning to grow more celebrity butts.See her statement after the cut...

Funny Photo of the day: Ibadan Meek mill and Niki Minaj





Nigerians are damn so talented,two people just collaborated and did this....lol

Latest jokes: Tiger woods and his BMW(Hilarious joke)

 

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

Tuesday 6 October 2015

Super eagles coach,Sunday Oliseh walks out skipper Vincent Enyeama from camp for coming late


Muyiwa Lawal,a football investigator and researcher reports today that Vincent Enyeama,Nigeria super eagles captain was shown the door at a super eagles camp by Sunday Oliseh for coming late to camp.


President Buhari's Disappointing Ministerial List,See Public Reactions

Senate President Bukola Saraki has this morning,revealed the long awaited(about 100days) ministerial list and it's getting serious mixed reactions from the Nigerian public. Some applauded it while some others are seriously against the list,especially for the nomination of Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers state,the most corrupt governor of Rivers ever.See more tweets after the cut....


Saturday 3 October 2015

Comedy Video Skit: 12 football stars that look like Star Wars Characters



From John Terry to Sam Allardice and Ronaldinho.Below is a funny video clip that shows 12 football stars that look just like some star wars characters.

Very Hilarious Must Watch:25 Football Stars Who Actually Look Like Animals






Neymar looks like a road runner......
Suarez looks like a donkey......
Christian Benteke looks like a tortoise....
Christiano Ronaldo looks like a........

Lafta Weekend with Africamustlaugh: Biblical Chiking!!!


 
 
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Lafta Weekend with Africamustlaugh: Room 1221(Funny joke)

 

One day a man in a hotel lobby wanted to ask the clerk a question.He then turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him mistakenly slipping his elbow into the woman's breast. They are both shocked and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." Shein turn replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

Lafta Weekend from Africamustlaugh: Hung Chow(Hilarious joke)

 

Hung Chow calls his boss at work and says,
 "Hey, boss please i cannot come to work today, I am seriously sick. I got stomach ache,headache and my feet hurt realy bad,i cant make it sir"

Lafta Weekend from Africamustlaugh: Lie detector robot(Must Read)





A young man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps and smacks people who lie. He then decided to test it on his own family during lunch:Here is ho it plays out...

Friday 2 October 2015

Hilarious comedy skit: HOT MESS by Officer Titus




  Another hilarious comedy from Ndani.tv subscribe now to youtube to enjoy more funny comedy from officer titus...Watch and enjoy after the break...

War On Single Mothers:Correct Edo girl completely blasts single mothers on her facebook page(Watch funny Video)



This original Benin girl completely blasts single mothers on her facebook page,charging all of them to go hussle and stop depending on men for everything in this short HILARIOUS!!! skit.Watch below..

Watch video here

Thursday 1 October 2015

Latest African Comedy Skit: Titus the Officer in The Prophet(Video)









Very funny African comedy skit.....Officer Titus actually got more than he bargained for when he stopped this prophet...Amazing comedy skit ...Watch video after the cut....

Comedy Video: Gangster goat,terrorizing everyone in the street(MUST WATCH)



Imagine this gangster goat,terrorizing everyone in the neighbhouhood.,even the police....This goat needs to be murdered and used for SALAH MEAT!!!!LOL

Watch Funny Video Here

Hilarioius Comedy Video Advert: SMOKE will kill you



lol...............................hahahahahahahahahahahahahhah...Indeed,smoke might kill you watch video below....


Watch Hilarious Advert Here

Happy 55yrs Aniversary:Nigeria's youth...The future(HILARIOUS MUST WATCH!!!)















 

 Today Nigeria celebrates its 55th independence aniversary,but the question is what future holds for our Nigerian Youth.I just stumblued upon this video clip on facebook,very interesting and hilarious and decide to share with my readers.Go below to watch the video.....You wont stop laughing......

Watch video below

Wednesday 30 September 2015

The long awaited headies 2015 Nominees List,released





The long awaited  Headies 2015 nominees list has been released.The headies is one of Nigeria's biggest & most prestigious music awards show.The Headies jury has announced all the music material eligible for review and nomination are only the submitted entries which falls between July 2014 to June 2015.

See the nominees List after the break...

Iphone 6 madness: Imagine,young girl strips naked in public,because her boyfriend refused to buy her iPhone 6s (photos)


One crazy young Chinese girl,stripped completely naked at a shopping mall after she demanded her boyfriend to get her an iPhone 6s,but trust guys,he just shunned her and walked away.This lady,whose

Tuesday 29 September 2015

Funny jokes: Stupid secretary...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!



Last week monday was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my pretty wife would be pleasant enough to say "Happy Birthday" to me, and probably give me a gift.

Unfortunately she barely said good morning, let alone, "Happy Birthday". I imagined....well, that's marriage for you, but maybe the kids might remember. My kids came down for breakfast and didn't even utter a word.

Watch how Numerous Boko Haram terrorists celebrated Sallah in Sambisa Forest,amidsts military presence around









Amidst military clamp down on Sambisa forest,Boko Haram members and their families openly celebrated Sallah in an open field in Sambisa Forest, last Thursday. They filmed the whole ceremony and released the video...Watch the video after the break..

Hilarious Jokes: The Man and the Cat.....lol

 

A guy from Ghana hated his girfriends cat so much that he decided to dump it or get rid of it.One day he drove 20 blocks away from his home and dropped the cat there.But on reaching his home the cat was already walking up the driveway.

PHOTOS: 10 Terribly Ugly People In Africa That Actually Exist(Part 1)








Unbelievable...so such kind of people exist....Damn so ugly!!!! See more photos after the break...

Monday 28 September 2015

Must Read Hilarious Joke: Crowded in heaven

 


Once upon a time,it got realy crowded in heaven one day,so it was decided that only people who had really had a bad day on the day they died will be accepted.

St. Peter was standing right at the gates of heaven,and it was turn for the first man,St Peter asked him
 "Tell me about the day you died."

Watch Video: Kids school run...America dad VS Nigerian dads(Reactions)

 

 Watch how American parents drop their kids off at school with much love and affection,but a Nigerian parent will drop his/spouse off with so much suspicion and over cautiousness including abuse...lol...Watch
hilarious video after the break...

Arewa Robbed in MTN Project fame....Our Very Own 1st to 6th see in inside



After 8 hard weeks of training and outstaning performances, the battle for the ultimate prize in MTN Project Fame Season 8.0,has finally ended with Jeff emerging the winner. With his emergence as winner,18 year old Jeff has become the youngest winner of the competition since the beginning.

Nigeria's 55th independence celebration,VP,Speaker,Deputy Senate President in Interdenominational church thanksgiving service(Photos)

Nigeria's VP Yemi Osinbajo and his wife led some Christian faithfuls,which includes the speaker House of Reps Yakubu Dogara, Deputy Senate President Ike Ekweremadu and many others in a thanksgiving service to commemorate Nigeria's 55th independence anniversary. See more photos after the break......


Saturday 26 September 2015

HILARIOUS VIDEO!!! African Woman manhandles this two hefty men

Image result for African Woman Gone Crazy [HILARIOUS!!] 


Very funny...just watch as this lady single handedly dealth with this hefty men..
Watch and enjoy video after the break...

Thank God Its Saturday......Tommorow na Sunday Stew

Lets boogie down its another weekend......As for me,am hitting da club this nite,as for them tommorow na sunday stew....