One day a man in a hotel lobby wanted to ask the clerk a question.He then turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him mistakenly slipping his elbow into the woman's breast.
They are both shocked and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
Shein turn replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."