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Thursday 22 October 2015

Funniest penalty shoot out ever(Must watch)


Lol!!!!!When i got this from the internet i couldnt just stop laughing......Watch hilarious video after the cut...

Wednesday 21 October 2015

Funny Photo of the day: And God answered there prayers




Main reason for Arsenal triumph against Bayern Munich last night....lol

Hilarious must read: Jose Mourighnos secret conversation with pastor T.B. Joshua

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 They whole world know that Jose Mourighno amidgst this Chealsea crisis is about to face the axe...He is indeed so scared and is now seeking for solutions to the problem...Last month it was a BABALAWO!!! This morning its T.B Joshua..Read converstion after the break...


Good for her: Spanking is now a crime,See new style to punish a very naughty and disrespectful child(Photos)


Read the rest of the post after the cut and share your comments.What do you think?

Laughter Afteroon with Africamustlaugh: Police on duty,10 funniest Nigeria police photos(Look and Laugh part1)









1.Abeg make i rest jare...Everytime all this politicians go dey use us like slaves the pay us like beggars

Continue after the cut for more Photos:

Photos: This clown comedian Baba Funky wore crazy shorts to his wedding


The presenter and comedian wore shorts on his wedding day with his girl Nelly on October 4th.
See more photos after the cut..


Saturday 17 October 2015

Unbelievable,can a blogger be this rich? Linda Ikeji’s new mansion in Banana Island is worth ₦600 Million(See Photos)


The Mansion
The Mansion

Linda Ikeji,Nigeria's number 1 celebrity blogger has just acquired a mansion in one of Africa’s most exclusive neighborhoods, Banana Island in Ikoyi, Lagos.
She is now surrounded by Naija's top billonaires, Mike Adenuga, Sayyu Dantata and many heads of major Nigerian companies.

See more photos after the cut.....

Lol!!! In Yobe state you dare not take any woman to a hotel room,except your wife



The point is this,wives are the owners of the house,so whats her business in the hotel.Any guy that takes a woman to a hotel is just doing a strictly private extracurricular marital affair.If you need you wife GO HOME !!!....and be with her.

Friday 16 October 2015

irony of life: A succesful man,another man's headache



This powerful quote is so real and creative...Everyone is stuggling just to be another person's own problem...
Real irony of life

Tattoo madness: This crazy guy cuts off his ears just to look like his pet parrot(Graphic photo)


Ted Richards is so obsessed with his pet parrots Ellie, Teaka, Timneh, Jake and Bubi that he's had his face tattooed with their colourful feathers. The 56-year-old former factory worker who already has 110 tattoos, went further by removing his ears in an extreme act of mutilation made famous by artist Van Gough. Ted gave his severed ears to a mate who he believes "will appreciate them".




But according to Daily Star, he is not stopping there because he is now planning to find a surgeon prepared to turn his nose into a beak.
"I think it looks really great. I love it. It's the best thing that has happened to me.I am so happy it's unreal, I can't stop looking in the mirror. I've done it because I want to look like my parrots as much as possible. I've had my hair long for so many years my ears have been covered up. I have to admit I did used to get teased at school about my ears but that not the reason I've had it done."
Ted got his first tattoo in 1976 and has since built up a collection covering almost his entire body. He also has a peace sign branded on his left shoulder with a 750 degrees centigrade hot iron and two magnets implanted in his hands. He shares his home in Hartcliffe, Bristol with his four parrots, as well as South American green iguana Iggy, and pitbull terrier Candy.

He scours the internet looking for new procedures and says his facial transformation is a tribute to his "babies" - Ellie, a green winged macaw, and Teaka, a harlequin macaw. He is keeping tight-lipped about who carried out the six hour operation, but insists he is "happier than ever," and has even now got himself a girlfriend, Suzannah, 31. Since undergoing the operation Ted says the only issue he has is keeping his glasses in place - so he has had two small metal pins added to the side of his head. 

Afternoon laughs from Africamustlaugh: Funniest comedy skit in Ghana (Must watch)


Lol these guys wont kill somebody.....very funny watch video after the break...


Thursday 15 October 2015

Photos: Boko Haram releases video,of them beheading a Nigerian soldier

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Terrible.....They claim the soldier is Nigerian. See the photo after the cut…

Late Alamieyeseigha's brother posts photo of the late Ex-Bayelsa governor while he was on life support


Former Bayelsa state governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha's younger brother,Ziworitin Alamieyeseigha, the  shared the photo of the late politician when he was still on life support at the University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital. Alamieyeseigha died on October 10th from Cardiac arrest. See the photo after the cut...

Wednesday 14 October 2015

Ali Baba's message to all the wrong people in you life who try to run you down


Read the full message after the break...



"The event pLanner asked. Ali is old, get a younger Mc. As fate would have it I still worked with her. During the event, as I wrote notes for her, to introduce several segments of the show and how to bring on different dignitaries, the event planner will come backstage and smile. She came in backstage once, while my co-mc was on stage, using an intro I gave her and said, "Ali you are rare. Someone just commented on how awesome the introduction ********* (co-mc's name) gave the last speaker was. I nearly told him you wrote it. Especially after what she said when I was trying to book her." Not necessary, I replied. When people write you off, get right in. Some two years ago, someone said Ali Baba's time has passed, I did a straight 6 hours of stand up comedy. All of my original stuff. Many of the comedians who were at the show, have since boosted their jokes arsenal with some of the materials used in that epic performance. And since that 6 hours, many comedians have received free jokes as often as we meet. My producer @officialbunmidavies told me jokingly that if the 6hr video is made public, many people will see the source of some great jokes. But as Zakilooooo will say Judas no stop Jesus. It's allowed. People who don't see you in economy class are unaware you are lounging in First class... Even when you are on the same flight. Who the cap fits...

Monday 12 October 2015

Brief Hilarious jokes on Africamustlaugh: My ipod







Yesterday,i was in a restaurant yesterday,then suddenly i realized i desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started feeling realy better.As i finished my coffee,i noticed that everyone was just staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered OMG!!! What i had on was my damn iPod.

Hilarious handover comedy skit fro Alibi TV:Pres Jonathan Officialy Hands over To Gen Buhari

 


 Hilarious handover comedy skit fro Alibi TV:Pres Jonathan Officialy Hands over To Gen Buhari.Watch and enjoy after the cut....

AY life Port Harcourt:Watch Gordons and Helen Paul in verbal war!!!.It was almost a fight






This inident happened at AY Live in Port Harcourt . Two high class entertainers, Helen Paul and Gordons were at verbal war against each other,abusing the hell out of themselves on stage at the event. Helen Paul

Incredibly Hilarious Joke: Asshole(Must read)

 

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, went for a ride together,when it accidentally crashed on a parked truck.....The found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven.St. Peter was there and the Devil were standing there too.
The devil: "Gentlemen, due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to reduce the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which i cannot answer, then he is worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."


Saturday 10 October 2015

Brief but extremely funny jokes on Africamustlaugh: Q $ A



Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

LOL!!!

Joke of the day: Bad Luck!!!(Must read)

 

A woman's husband had been falling in and out of a coma for several months, yet she vehemently prayed and remained by his bedside every single day. One day, he woke up, called her up to come nearer. As she sat by his side, he whispered, eyes full of tears to her,
"You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times of my life.


Hilarious joke: Cabbie and preacher






A cab driver reaches the gates of heaven. St. Peter finds his name in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and enter into Heaven. Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks finds his name in his Big Book,shakes his head and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."

Hilarious Joke: OMG!!! "Mr Amadi is dead?"





While examining the dead body of Mr. Amadi, a mortuary attendant notices that Mr. Amadi has the largest and longest manhood he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Amadi "the mortuary attendant says "I can't let your entire body be cremated with a huge manhood you got there.It has to be saved for posterity."

Funny joke: Big Brass Gong

 

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

Thursday 8 October 2015

Hilarious joke: Drunken twins(Funny must read)

 


One hot sunny day somewhere in Tunisia, two young men were sitting in a bar, drinking some chilled beer,when one of them turns to the other and says "You see that young man over there looks just like me! I think I'm gonna approach him and talk to him." So, he walks over to the man and taps him on the shoulder and says:


Jokes For Today: Beer Festival





After a Beer Festival in Luanda,Angola, all the presidents of  brewery in the state decided to go out for a beer. Cuca's president sits down and says, "Mr man please give me the world's best beer, a Cuca."

After 13years with Super eagles,Vincent Enyeama retires from international duty


What a pity,i dont think our able captain deserved the way it all ended,Oliseh take note and make amends.Earlier this morning Super Eagles goal keeper and captain Vincent Enyeama, took to his instagram page to announce he has retired  from our team. Thank you very much and God bless you for all your sacrifice Enyeama.Read statement after the cut...

Amazing Wedding photoshoot:Groom throws bouquet at his friends... See what happens next....


At this amazing wedding photoshoot the groom throws bouquet at his friends,which is supposed to be a ladies stuff,but instead of the guys to stand and catch which the ladies would be scrambling for,rather these gentlemen took to their heels.......Guys of nowadays so scared of RESPONSIBILITY!!! Hilarious!

Wednesday 7 October 2015

Funniest Football Comedy Compilation Ever: Chelsea FC 2015/2016 Season 1







Just got this one from facebook and i have been laughing ever since...... Chelsea FC 2015/2016 Season 1,watch Jose Mourighno and his boys in action.Watch funny video after the cut....

Comedy skit:Hurricane Joaquin, Reason for deadly flood revealed(You've got to watch this)



 

Is this realy the cause of this diasaster?.....Unbelievable.See video after the cut...


Joke of the day: 7 points fart(Hilarious sports joke)





An old man went to bed with his wife beside him. After lieing on the bed for a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over to ask him , "What the hell did you just do?" The old man replied her, "It's fart football!".